Maybe Mel Brooks...I'm too old to remember.
FMCDH(BITS)
Yeah, I am thinking it was Mel Brooks on the Steve Allen Show. Not that Mel Brooks was ever on the Steve Allen Show; he might have been, it was that kind of humor.
"What about diet? What do you eat?"
"Nectarines: half a peach, half a plum, it's a hell of a fruit"