[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE???

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Living Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.

There was no problem, however, finding more than enough jackasses to fill the stable.

[ruthles]

This reminds me of a joke my Mexican mother in law tells when a guy is with a girl who's a bit on the larger side. She says "That's a lot of ham for a couple of eggs." It's really funny in Spanish. Es mucho jamon para un par de huevos.