[tongue-tied]

I know there's a joke about a female tongue being tied in here somewhere but I'm too hungry to think.

As for the toilet seat being up or down: if you want it down then don't complain when I pee on it. You can't have it both ways. ('You' being wimmen in general here)

[Fierce Allegiance]

you have the perfect screnname for the thread!

I'm divorced now, so I don't get bitched at for it anymore.