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To: ichabod1
I figure that, especially in public areas, it's BETTER for the seat to stay up as it tends to have a better chance of not being soaked with urine when the female comes along with her delicate derriere.

Right you are about that.... I have always figured that the real reason that women make a fuss about this and always say they want the lid down is because they are hiding something - namely the splashed up urine on the underside of the toilet seat that they failed to clean off after they did THEIR business.

131 posted on 12/18/2006 1:02:08 PM PST by Asfarastheeastisfromthewest... ( "Sooner or later in life, we all sit down to a banquet of consequences." Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: Asfarastheeastisfromthewest...

heh.

W: You need to put the seat down.

M: Why, you got somethin' to hide?


143 posted on 12/18/2006 1:48:17 PM PST by ichabod1 (After the attacks of 9/11, profiling Muslims is more like profiling the Klan.)
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To: Asfarastheeastisfromthewest...

"women have about 20,000 "communication events"

That USED TO be the case (sigh). I'm down to 2 a day, but I see you are still locquacious enough.

"the splashed up urine on the underside of the toilet seat"

Is that even physically possible?


165 posted on 12/18/2006 3:14:47 PM PST by Thywillnotmine
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