[sageb1]

I believe the toilet seat has a rather large hole in it. You can't make that?

[tongue-tied]

It splashes when it hits the water, hence the wet seats. (peeing on the seat is really not the reason for it being wet)

The same thing happens to the rim when the seat is up, but you don't notice because you're not sitting on it. Well, unless you forget the check before sitting down.

[rwilson99]

But it's dark and I can't turn the light on.