Extolling The Female Tongue

GOPUSA ^ | December 18, 2006 | Selwyn Duke

[camle]

that might be a good idea, thanx

[the OlLine Rebel]

"cut your husbands off for six months"


Um. Hmmmm.

Just what exactly did that mean?


(LOL)

[AngryJawa]

Why assume that the extra talking is actually communicating information? I think its mostly social noise whose function is to reassure them that the communications channels are still open.

No, it's quite the opposite.

That "social noise" is nothing more than fillibustering that ensures I'll tune out, give up, and move on without being able to get a word in edgewise.

[camle]

soemtimes its' better to pee in the corner - safer too - less chance of something jumping out and biting!

[proud American in Canada]

This article is not what I thought it would be about. :)

That said, it's unfortunate the first image the author uses, after the words "female tongue," is a used toilet seat. Ick.

[the OlLine Rebel]

ROFL!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

A long time ago I read a short online piece about how women could get their men to put the toilet seat down. Inherent in it was the idea that this was an example of men's lack of consideration and that the task at hand was one of disciplining these bad boys. I don't know, my attitude is that if women can leave a toilet seat down, men can leave it up.

This is so obvious that it's probably been posted in dozens of replies in this post: when I want the seat up, I kick it up. When you want it down, put it down. Simple. Now stop bugging me about this and let me watch the game in peace.

[Republican Party Reptile]

I'll extoll it ... absolutely ...

[camle]

my response is "well? next time look where you're planting yerself!"

[conferencecaller]

It's what I heard.

[Last Laugh]

How about ol'Helen?

LOL! I did not see your post OILine Rebel, you were the first person of TWO that suggested the same thing!

I think if Mr. LL saw helen or hitlary at the bottom of the commode, he might end up with a "little" problem. LOL!

[rwilson99]

So, it would be OK for me to pee on the floor in the middle of the night?

[Jeff Chandler]

How's the dog gonna get a drink?

The shower floor.

[proud American in Canada]

ROFL!

:) Thank you. :)

[sgtbono2002]

I solved the toilet seat problem by not lifting it to begin with.

Just let 'er rip a few times and you will have the women begging you to lift it.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Not literally. Figuratively, if ya know what I mean...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I can't quite remember if I used that particular urinal or not. I'd like to think that I didn't.

[fr_freak]

I have worked a number of years in IT, and I can guarantee that all of the talking that women do does not necessarily translate into better communication. I'll give you an example.

Let's say a user is trying to open a public Word document, and receives an error. Here is how two different calls might go:

Male caller: "I tried to open document XXXX from the shared drive and Word gave me the error 'document not found'".

Female caller: "The computer's not working."
Me: "What exactly is the problem?"
Female caller: "I'm trying to work in one of the documents and the computer won't let me."
Me: "Can you please describe what you're trying to do, and what error you're getting."
Female caller: "Well, this morning my boss called me and said he needed a TL report first thing, and I knew that I had to do my XY and WZ reports before noon, so I figured I better try to do the TL report first, so after I got my coffee, which I always have to have first thing in the morning ever since my operation....."

[camle]

OTOH, if he saw a pic of someone sexy, he'd get 'distracted'

[camle]

id' like to think not. th evisual image of little crawly things jumping about in 'mid-stream' id rather disturbing, if you follow me;-)