If you like 4 wheelin', tobacco products, guns, limited government, and Tom Mclintock, then I recommend moving to Missouri and eating my dust.
If you only like some of the above (like Arnold instead of McClintock or don't like smokers), I recommend moving to Johnson County, Kansas, across from KC, MO, and commuting to Missouri to eat my dust.
Attention CA residents of any stripe: stay away from Texas.