[Lunatic Fringe]

YOU were named TIME magazine 'Person of the Year' Saturday for the explosive growth and influence of user-generated Internet content such as 'blogs', video-file sharing site YouTube and social network MySpace... You -- YES, YOU -- beat out candidates including Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, China's President Hu Jintao, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il and Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi... YOU, YOU, YOU....

[Billthedrill]

Waidaminnud...what kind of a compliment is that? One of those characters thinks a thousand-year-old spook is going to come shooting out of a well, another has his hair done by a mixmaster and ran a nuclear test the explosive equivalent of a popcorn fart, and a third has had so many face-lifts she's sporting a goatee. That cast of characters couldn't win the booby prize on The Gong Show.