Hey, this is a thread about BB guns! Don't go comparing them with an M32-A3 Assault Spork. They are not even in the same league.
In fact, the M32 may still be classified, in which case you are in real trouble, metesky.
I have been authorized by V.P. Cheney to reveal the secret research conducted on the M32-A3 Assault Spork. Known as The Manhatten Project it was conceived after several top scientists consumed 12 gallons of Manhattens on a hot summer day. The rest is history.