that is a pretty funny column, and it explains the situation a whole lot clearer than the original article (Mr. Bernstein is evidently not a J school grad).
So Sasha glides into Riverside. She dazzles in the downtown rink and starts signing autographs just as the Rubidoux High School Madrigals break into "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen." Right in front of the Jewish skater!
Well, of course, the city had to snuff this out. This was worse than O'Bloss gangs. This was an organized, public-school assault on a nice Jewish girl. So the cops moved in. That is, a cop and a city events person:
"Arrest ye merry madrigals, you're in a danger zone.
We cannot let you sing that song in front of Sasha Cohen."
Thanks for making that a clickable link....I've been to FReep's HTML Sandbox a zillion times, but I'm still stymied.....I'm too old - sigh.