According to the story, he is an anti-capitalist, populist demogogue, and his brother is a bank-robber.
It runs in the family.
"I fully expect to win because when the American people hear this clarion call for a new and a true direction....they will demand a leader who will make it happen," said Dennis Kucinich, as he announced that he's running for president.
BWAAA-HAHAHA!!!