I like using the quote from Billy Madison:
"Ms. Behar, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. "
LOLOL...I couldn't think of a more appropriate quote.
"I will take FLAMING DOG POO AND THE HUMAN RESPONSE" next please.