I did it and I was on the grassy knoll too.
People with more than half a brain actually watch "The View?"
Was about a week after 9/11 and the news was stagnated that morning so I went channel surfing. Landed on "The View" and can't remember what they were taking about, but I couldn't believe what complete morons they were. Watched the whole show just to be fair, and confirmed that they are that stupid.
You swore at the secret meeting you'd never tell.