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To: jodiluvshoes

I just found an old story that has been around for years that I think applies here.

"One of the toughest tasks a church faces is choosing a good minister. A member of an official board undergoing this painful process finally lost patience. He’d just witnessed the pastoral search committee reject applicant after applicant for some minor flaw…”he didn’t wear the right clothes…his voice wasn’t right…her references weren’t what they wanted.” It was time for a bit of soul searching for the committee. So this board member stood up and read this letter supposedly to be from an applicant. Ladies and Gentlemen:

Understanding your pulpit is vacant, I should like to apply for the position. I have many qualifications. I’ve been a preacher with much success and also have had some successes as a writer. Some say I’m a good organizer. I’ve been a leader most places I’ve been. I’m over 50 years of age and have never preached in one place more than three years. In some places, I have left town after my work caused riots and disturbances. And I must admit that I have been in jail three or four times, but not because of any real wrong-doing. My health is not too good, though I still accomplish a great deal. The churches I have preached in have been small though located in several large cities. I’ve not gotten along well with religious leaders in the towns where I have preached. In fact, some have threatened me and even attacked me physically. I am not too good at keeping records. I have been known to forget who I have baptized. However, if you can use me, I promise to do my best for you.”

The board member then turned to the committee and said: “Well what do you think? Should we call him?”

The good church folks were appalled! Consider a sickly, trouble-making, absent-minded, ex-jailbird? Was the board member-crazy? Who signed the application? Who had such colossal nerve…to send them such an application? The board member looked at everyone in the eye and then said: “It’s signed…The Apostle Paul.”"


272 posted on 12/15/2006 8:57:26 PM PST by mjaneangels@aolcom
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To: mjaneangels@aolcom

LOL. Love it.


290 posted on 12/16/2006 7:01:15 AM PST by Quix (LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
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