Will it have a fold-down seat facing out the back? Maybe a compass mounted on the dash? Trailer hitch to pull that Nimrod pop-top camper? Little decals in the window of all the places you've been? C'mon now, these details are important...
Don't forget the chrome luggage rack!
Oh yeah. And the high-grain vinyl seat coverings 'with the look of hand-tooled leather'.
Next they'll be resurrecting such phrases as "Smart European styling" and "sparkling performance".