There's a place by me, Sport Cuts, that has the whole sports motif and hot cheerleader-type babes to cut your hair. Except their haircutting expertise sucks real bad. I went one time with a coupon but am never going back.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
Why worry about your bad haircut? Everybody else has to look at that. You got to look at the cheerleaders.