OK, then, your job is to hold your cell phone open while someone on the other end is transcribing the goings-on onto the board for those of us 1,000's of miles away! Cell-cert! (sort of...) Although, did I hear that it is on tv also?
Well the thought of bringing a tape recorder with me has crossed my mind. But I don't think that's allowed and, unlike Mike Nifong, I generally try to obey the law. I wish they were still allowing video cameras in the courtroom. Nifong is his own worst enemy.