Teacher suspended for posterior prints

The Washington Times ^ | December 13, 2006 | Kristen Gelineau AP

[Bubba_Leroy]

"His creations sell for up to $900."

Who the hell would pay $900 for a butt print? How do I contact them? I'll sell them prints of my butt for half that.

[Cicero]

a popular art teacher who is always quick to crack a joke

Ouch.

[Quickgun]

Selling crack is illegal. Or copies of crack. Charged with intent to deliver uncontrolled substance. Some how I knew where this thread was going...........

[rottndog]

Yup...

[MikeD]

Mr. Murmer expressed concern about remaining incognito during a 2003 appearance on the now-canceled cable-television talk show, "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent." In a clip from the show, available on YouTube.com, Mr. Murmer dons a fake nose and glasses, a towel on his head, a black thong -- and nothing else

OK, so three years ago the dude shows up on a cable access show (think "Wayne's World" with fewer viewers...) in disguise under a different name and displays his "art." For that offense he may be fired? Maybe I'm missing something.