Put him in a room with Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. All three can have a "love-in." Both witches, no doubt, feel his poor misunderstood pain!
If they think they get 72 virgins for a successful mohammicidal attack, it stands to reason this is what they would get for an unsuccessful one!
If someone actually did that, and the ACLU screamed torture, we wouldn't have a leg to stand on. That would be torture. You're sick to suggest such a thing, even to a terrorist.
/sarcastic rant, if it's needed