That whirring, clanking sound you hear is the Great Clinton Lying Machine starting up. It has many useful attachments, such as the Carville attachment, the Blumenthal attachment, and the Begala attachment. And for those really big jobs, there's the Bill and the Hillary attachments.
--the Bill and the Hillary attachments--
Attachment? Is there something peculiar about Hillary's anatomy that we don't know (and don't want to know)?