[RightWhale]

I’m still not sure what an “imam” is exactly

That's the one who knows enough of the Koran to lead the prayer.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

*You say Deemee,
I say Dimmi,
You say Shar-ee-a,
I say Shar-eye-a

Deemee, Dimmi,
Shar-ee-a, Shar-eye-a,
Let's call the Jihad off!

*Sung to the tune of "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"