[NavyCanDo]

My 5-year old son just received a letter from Santa on beautiful Christmas stationary. His eyes were as big as saucers when he saw me pull it from the mail box. And Santa somehow knew just what my Son wanted for Christmas and that he's been hitting a little girl at school. Hope it works

The letter follows. ( removed my sons name)

DEAR XXXXXXXXXX

I RECEIVED YOUR LETTER TODAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR WRITING ME, IT ALWAYS BRINGS SANTA GREAT HAPPINESS TO HEAR FROM BOYS AND GIRLS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

I BET YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS COMING SOON AND I BET YOU AND YOUR DAD ARE BUSY DECORATING THE HOUSE AGAIN THIS YEAR, AND YOUR MOM IS BAKING HER WONDERFUL COOKIES. I CAN SMELL THOSE COOKIES BAKING ALL THE WAY UP HERE IN THE NORTH POLE. DO TELL HER TO LEAVE A FEW OUT FOR ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE. AND DON’T FORGET AN APPLE OR CARROT FOR RUDOLF.

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE ABOUT THE GO DIEGO GO RESCUE CENTER. I WILL ASK MY ELVES TO GET BUSY BUILDING ONE JUST FOR YOU — BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE SANTA SOMETHING. — THROUGH MY MAGIC SNOWBALL I’VE SEEN YOU HIT AND HURT OTHER CHILDREN AT SCHOOL. THIS DOES NOT PLEASE SANTA. I KNOW YOU ARE A MUCH BETTER LITLE BOY THAN THAT, AND THAT YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE A BULLY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRY TO BE GOOD IN SCHOOL, LISTEN TO THE TEACHER, AND DO NOT HIT OTHER KIDS. AND BE KIND TO ANIMALS. IF YOU CAN PROMISE ME THIS, I WILL PROMISE THAT YOU WILL BE ON MY NICE LIST AND THAT YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS MORNING.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Santa Clause

[thesharkboy]

THIS DOES NOT PLEASE SANTA.

Hilarious. Santa needs to turn the CAPS LOCK key off.

[dpa5923]

Great letter. Made me smile.

[Military family member]

I assume Santa would spell his last name correctly.

:-)