[CPOSharky]

I would make their mosques party to the suit, and sell the mosques I won through the suit all to "gentlemen's" clubs that serve alcohol and have lap dances.

Uhhh, it's a pretty good bet the muzzies would still show up regularly. Just with more dollar bills.

Give the imans an Iran Airways one-way ticket out of the US.

[No Truce With Kings]

"Uhhh, it's a pretty good bet the muzzies would still show up regularly. Just with more dollar bills."

Well, yeah. But it has two advantages:

1. The more time they spend watching lap dances the less time they have to plan terrorist attacks.

2. Every dollar that goes in a lap dancer's panty is one less dollar to spend on C-4 and sematex.