[lasereye]

he secret police to check and see if you are drinking at home, watching dirty movies (as defined by them), and/or teaching your children about Charles Darwin will necessitate a slight increase in the budget.

I must have missed that.

[MeanWestTexan]

"I must have missed that"

While my response was intentional hyperbole, Social Conservative movement brought us wonderful experiments like Prohibition and the resulting explosion of federal law enforcement and facilities to enforce it, which have long out-lasted Prohibition itself.