Does this mean Chuck Berry is gay?
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ping-a-ling-a-ling
My Ping-A-Ling My Ping-A-Ling won't you play with My Ping-A-Ling
My Ping-A-Ling My Ping-A-Ling won't you play with My Ping-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But everytime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ping-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ping-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holping my pingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ping-a-ling
LOL-LOL-LOL
Now that song will play in my head for the rest of the night or until I "hear" another.
Must be gay! Who knew?