Lighten up...this stuff is hysterical.
I know.........I know........I am falling in the floor reading some of this stuff; they cannot possibly be SERIOUS!
Yes, it is. And since male homosexual behavior takes, on average, 20 years off of one's life it's even funnier! With our great senses of humor we should be teaching children to smoke cigarettes because that only take a few years off of one's life. What a great laugh we can have encouraging children to smoke!!! Oh... hysterical!!! I'm laughing along with you...