[CheyennePress]

I love the way you think, Ivan.

Can we make you Supreme Commander of the World?

[MadIvan]

I don't think a lot of people would be happy if I were. Much of the Middle East would be a smouldering ruin...apart from the parts incorporated into Greater Israel.

Hillary and Bill would be at Guantanamo, in a tiny, un-air conditioned cell with Yoko Ono "music" piped in 24 hours a day...and forced to share a bed.

Hollywood would be bulldozed and replaced with all the nuclear power generators required by the United States.

The list goes on...

Regards, Ivan