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To: DogByte6RER

Okay, if this is inevitable, how bad exactly is it for a guy?

We get more than one wife. Whether that's good or bad, I'll pass on for the moment.

We have to do that stupid forehead bashing 5 times a day. That's bad.

Apparently if we join the Shi'ite flavor, we have to cut our scalps with knives on some holiday. That ain't good, either.

No women drivers. No comment.

No bacon. That ain't good.

No booze. New Year's won't be the same.

Hmmm, unless someone can think of something else, this looks like a definitely lifestyle deterioration.


10 posted on 12/09/2006 6:51:02 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone

Your wife and daughters WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER EVER TALK BACK.

That might be worth it.


14 posted on 12/09/2006 6:55:09 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: Dog Gone
Hmmm, unless someone can think of something else, this looks like a definitely lifestyle deterioration.

How about the daytime fasting during the month of Ramadan?

41 posted on 12/09/2006 8:05:28 PM PST by SeƱor Zorro ("The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"--Qui-Gon Jinn)
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Gals no longer showing cleavage and lots of leg, all covered up in burkas. (SOOOOOOOB!) :~(
44 posted on 12/09/2006 8:15:52 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell ( If we can't win in Iraq, we can't win. Unless .... that's it! Invest in prayer rug and Koran stocks)
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