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To: quikdrw
Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Plus, Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice.

Only after Jack Bauer did it.

45 posted on 12/08/2006 12:44:03 PM PST by COEXERJ145 (Bush Derangement Syndrome Has Reached Pandemic Levels on Free Republic.)
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To: COEXERJ145

Jack Bauer doesn't count to infinity, but his cell phone battery does carry an infinite charge.


Jack stops whatever it is before it reaches infinity.


65 posted on 12/08/2006 12:54:35 PM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: COEXERJ145

Jack Bauer is a fictional character based on the real-life Chuck Norris.


93 posted on 12/08/2006 1:05:55 PM PST by quikdrw (Life is tough....it's even tougher if you are stupid.)
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