[2banana]

To get a woman it takes Time and Money:

Women = Time x Money

And Time is Money and Money is Time

So: Women = Money x Money = Money^2

And Money is the root of all Evil

Money = SQRT(Evil)

So: Women = (SQRT(Evil))2

Or

Women = Evil (mathematically proven)

[HarmlessLovableFuzzball]

Women = Evil

Yes, but they still have a certain bodily part that makes them deisrable.

(Just kidding, you women)

[JamesP81]

I heard a good one in my freshman physics class. Our professor assigned a fairly complicated homework problem (complicated for college freshman, at least). It was a work problem. Basically, the problem said that a woman pulls a string at a 45 degree angle attached to a block of wood across a surface with a given frictional coefficient. She pulls the block of wood a certain distance. How much work did the woman do.

I came into class the next morning and he asked someone for the answer. One of my good friends put his hand up, got called on by the professor, and promptly answered, "that's easy: zero."

That was good for a laugh, at least for the guys.

[OrangeDaisy]

And Money is the root of all Evil

Actually the Love of Money is the root of all Evil if you are quoting the Bible!

[dangus]

To get a woman it takes Time and Money:

Women = Time x Money

And Time is Money and Money is Time

So: Women = Money x Money = Money^2

And Money is the root of all Evil

Money = SQRT(Evil)

So: Women = (SQRT(Evil))2

Or

Women = Evil (mathematically proven)

Since (SQRT(x)) is a real value only only when x>0, Women=Evil only when you have real money. When you don't, women are imaginary.

[ASOC]

LOL

Thanks for the math lesson!

Some of us, however, have been able to deduce this with empirical data obtained from personal observation.

That is to say, watching a close friends marriage go 'bad'.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

That's about the funniest I've seen in a long time.