To: jmc1969
"Also, I call your attention to these brilliant Panel Recommendations:
#34: Wash your hands after going to the toilet.
#56: Don't walk into traffic with your eyes closed.
#71: Never deep fry a turkey indoors.
28 posted on
12/08/2006 10:42:38 AM PST by
SkyPilot
To: SkyPilot
#48 Eat 3 servings of leafy green vegetables every day
32 posted on
12/08/2006 10:45:24 AM PST by
woofie
(This area deemed a failure, Something new and witty will no doubt emerge)
To: SkyPilot
37. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
14. Always wear clean underwear.
12. Brush after every meal.
20. Never take candy from strangers.
70. Always send a thank-you note.
68. Make your bed before leaving the house. (My grandmother's fear that the police would come to the house after your accident and think you were a sloppy housekeeper.)
To: SkyPilot
#34: Wash your hands after going to the toilet.#56: Don't walk into traffic with your eyes closed.#71: Never deep fry a turkey indoors. 56 should have come BEFORE 34.
;-)
74 posted on
12/08/2006 12:25:26 PM PST by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: SkyPilot
Except those are all good recommendations.
83 posted on
12/08/2006 4:08:19 PM PST by
geopyg
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