They have to get their soymilk from somewhere....
"Sure, but from a grocery store after all the gas has been siphoned out. Those soybean fields are still gaseous I tell ya :> Haven't you ever smelled one after fertilizing? It's the beans; what else could it be? Hmmmmmmmmm?"
That's chicken poop.
Not when it's from one of the hog farms around here.
Anyway, I just love spoofin' these metro-stuck journalist wannabes. Anyone who writes for a living, and doesn't do enough research to know that Rockford is NOT a suburb of Chicago, deserves grief. But this is NOT a diss on Freepers who don't live in the area and accept such claptrap as fact. I wonder if these jughead writers have ever been outside of the Chicago metropolitan area (except to fly in/out of O'Hare).