WOW life is hard on that poor woman. /sarcasm
Not as hard as the guy who lived in Murrell's Inlet, South Carolina, who could only manage to drag himself across the street to the beach, where he read "the Bible and books on pain" all day.
The attorney let him go on and on for about three hours and then pulled out a local paper with a picture of this guy in it and asked him, "Is that you holding that 450 marlin," whereupon the "deponent" blurted out, "It was 460 pounds!"
Case over.