[Hemingway's Ghost]

Henry Miller is a much better read for sixth-graders.

When I was in the 4th grade, I found a torn-up copy of The Exorcist on the school bus. I brought it home and read it in about four days. I have been effed up ever since.

[Thrownatbirth]

I had to wait eight years to join the military so I could find that nightclub in Paris.

[gb63]

"I have been effed up ever since."
That's because you should not have tried rotating your head like in the book....