Republicans are expected to step down if a friend of a friend's neighbor's steppdaughters boyfriend's cousin is late paying a parking ticket.
Washington, DC (AP) -- A non-partisan panel has recommended censure, expulsion, and criminal indictments after it was learned that Rep. G. Whizz (R-GA) was linked to a rampant scofflaw.
Mr. Tom Akers, who recently recieved a ticket for illegal parking, was 2 days late in the payment of that fine. Said Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-MA), "Major drug traffickers often ignore parking violations. There's more here than meets the eye."
Mr. Akers is the cousin of the boyfriend of the stepdaughter of a neighbor of a friend, who has often been in contact with a friend, who knows Rep. Whizz (R-GA).
The non-partisan group (MoveOn.Org) issued a statement that read, in part: "The utter lawlessness and flagrant disregard for societal norms that was exhibited by this Republican consorting with such a criminal crowd, shows why he should step down, and why everyone should vote for Hillary Clinton -- who barely has any felonies at all!"
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