[elkfersupper]

is there anything that's no longer a crime?

I was going to say one could possibly sit in a corner somewhere motionless and silent with their eyes closed, but that's probably either trespassing or loitering.

[Oberon]

I once told a friend that I had been arrested for being an accessory to loitering.

"I wasn't loitering," I said, "I was helping somebody else loiter."

[Rakkasan1]

probably violates some imam's right to not be offended, too.