Israeli Court Orders Government to Recognize Gay Marriage
In a landmark 6-1 decision, Israel’s Supreme Court ordered the government to begin recognizing “gay marriages.” The move is widely perceived as “peace offering” to the Muslim community.
“The polygamy permitted under Islam allows the powerful and wealthy to take a disproportionate share of the women off the marriage market,” the court said in its ruling. “This leaves weak and poor Muslim men with no access to a normal heterosexual union. Sodomy, bestiality and suicide bombing become the default options. By allowing homosexual unions maybe we can head off a greater evil.”
The court expressed a willingness to consider recognizing “inter-species marriages” if the appropriate case could be brought to its attention. “The companionship of a goat or ewe may be the best some of these social misfits can hope for,” the court continued. “If these man-beast relationships can be normalized under the law the urge to rape or kill may be diminished.”
A poll of single Muslim men revealed that 32 percent hoped to find a woman—even a fat or ugly one--to wed. “They are covered in public, so no one knows you have an ugly wife,” said Abdullah Mushwah, a poll respondent from Bethlehem. “If you have sex in the dark even the husband doesn’t have to see her face. They can also cook. Although they do complain more that a goat or sheep.”
Thirteen percent say they already have a male lover they would like to marry. Goats are favored by 5 percent, sheep by 4 percent. Other livestock garnered a 2 percent share. Thirty-five percent professed themselves satisfied with “raping whores.”
Nine percent said they weren’t sure which option was best. “The options for a poor man are all bad,” said Muhar Kalidath, a respondent from Jerusalem. “Martyrdom and the virgins sound good, in theory. But a goat is a sure thing and not expensive. I find it difficult to decide.”
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"Goats are favored by 5 percent, sheep by 4 percent.."
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you had me going there for a minute....
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