Yes, they are bad gardeners. My alder hedge is highly irregular because of them. And my willow trees look like they got shelled by the Prussians.
ROTFLMAO! Prussins you say!
My trees were completely stripped of bark from ground level to about 8 ft up. Shelled by Prussians would have been better.....
The neighbor lost al of his front yard plantings. Maybe next year he will plant something less tasty....