[Our man in washington]

Could be a student. They have 10,610 students. They should narrow down the search by rounding up all the Villanova students who have had five or more drinks in the last 24 hours.

That will get them down to a managable 10,608.

(Haverford alum here--just ribbing you Wildcats!)

[Range Rover]

It's been a DRY campus for a...(burp)...many moons. It was likely one of the DuPonts

[Albion Wilde]

UPenn...