Amazing. You could see these coming from a million miles away, but I'm still amazed. Look for San Francisco or some small whack job town in Vermont or something to ban meat.
There is no whacky, hippie, new-age proposal that I or you can come up with as a JOKE that will be too far out to be passed as a law.
This will be my chance to be an outlaw, smuggling steaks across state lines, one step ahead of the green police, life in the fast lane, all that good stuff.