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[KRYTEN zaps KOCHANSKI and CAT, who both instantly turn into younger versions of themselves. They appear to be aged about six years old]

KOCHANSKI What's happened!? Kryten, why are you so big, and why do I suddenly feel like a Vimto??
CAT Waahhhh! You gotta get me back to normal!
KOCHANSKI Do something! I can't go back like this!
KRYTEN Why not? You may only be three feet tall but you're both as cute as buttons!

[KRYTEN zaps both of back to their normal age, but CAT now sports an enormous afro, and KOCHANSKI's hair falls lank and straight from a centre-parting down almost to her waist]

KOCHANSKI Eeuuur! What's happened to my hair!?
CAT And what's happened to mine!
HOLLY You look like the Turkish entry in the Eurovision song contest.
KRYTEN It seems to have restored your hair to a previous Time period to the rest of you. Compensating:

[A third zap, and KOCHANSKI suddenly finds herself wearing skin-tight, multi-coloured hipsters, a sequined boob-tube and red stilettos. CAT is also dressed in similar disco-wear, including a fearsome tanktop and startling white boots]

KRYTEN Now it's regressed your outfits to a previous time in your lives!
HOLLY And you *still* look like the Turkish entry in the Eurovision song contest.