[Stallone]

Really?

Make the world turn the other way round. Faster. Slower. Now raise the sea level. Lower it. Rain. Snow. Beer.

The Earth kicks our ass, not the other way around.

[Psycho_Bunny]

But....that's not what you said. 

You didn't qualify your statement until after you were called on it.

When you qualify your statement up front, there's far less confusion.