When Kim Jong-il was transported to heaven, he said, "I saw there an angel, the most gigantic of all created beings. It had 70,000 heads, each head had 70,000 faces, each face had 70,000 mouths, each mouth had 70,000 tongues, and each tongue spoke 70,000 languages; all were employed in singing the Party's praises."
All right, I fibbed a little.
It wasn't Kim Jong-il, it was Mohammed transported to heaven. And if my scratch pad does not fib, the angel he there beheld had 14,010,000,000,000,000,000 tongues, each praising Allah in 70,000 languages.
No fooling. Mohammed really did say that.
My head hurts even thinking about the din from 980,700,000,000,000,000,000,000 languages all going at once. That's worse than the UN, even.
This story makes me think of what Mohammed would be like, today. Maybe sitting on TV babbling away like Robert Tilton....