A ten dollar bill is in the middle of a crossroads. To the north, there is Santa Claus. To the west, there is the Tooth Fairy. To the east, there is a radical Muslim. To the south, there is a moderate Muslim.
Who reaches the ten dollar bill first?
Answer: the radical Muslim. All the others are mythical creatures.
LOL --- the undeniable truth.
LOL! I should really read Mark Steyn more often. Which column was that from?