Don't you be slandering fruitcakes by getting them all mixed up with other things, like leftist mexicans and weirdo poofters.
In time for the holidays(?) one can get a REAL fruitcake
from this here place, right deep in the heart of (Corsicana) Texas...
And no, I don't work there, but if they'd send me a cake or two, I'd be willing to crank up the advertising for 'em. Not that they really need any this time of year (I'd bet). The place is probably running 24/7 at this time of year, just to keep up with the demand
LOL!
Yeah.....but San Francisco's Fruitcakes are prettier than yours because they use more make-up and coordinate the colors of their outer clothing better.