[ReignOfError]

I learned a slightly different version:

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
"Little dirty birdie feet"
French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon!

"But I brought my straw ..." Slurping noises optional but recommended.

[kkmo9]

Here's ours:

Gobs and gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Little dirty birdie feet

A one pint can of all-purpose porpoise pus

Floating in pink lemonade!