This story puts me in mid of two old jokes: One of them is mine, the other from some worthy on the internet.
First, mine: Just before God makes you stupid he makes you hungry;
Second, someone else’s: The big problem with “fast” food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there — and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Third(okay, I didn’t mention three in my opening) from Groucho: “Well Chicarrelli(sic) may look like an idiot, and he may sound like an idiot. But don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
Now all I have to do for dinner is find a dumpster. That ought to be a cake walk in DC. They’re like horse buns, they’re all over the place.
And, btw, if you see Larry Craig today, tell him to have a happy day! :)
“and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.”
Bwahahaha, ain’t that the truth! But yours is the best, in keeping with this ar-tickle! ;o)