Ah, the revival of a useless thread I posted long ago ping!
I have a Liberal Arts degree. You want fries with that?
Dumpster Divin'
(to the tune of Kung Fu Fightin' by the Foo Fighters)Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-OhEverybody was dumpster divin'
Those folks were fast as lightnin'
In fact it was a little bit frightnin'
But they ate with expert timin'There were hungry dinin' men
From funky hungry town
They were chomping them up
They were chomping them down
It's an ancient dinin' art
And everybody ate their part
From a gulpin' to a sip
And a licking from the lipEverybody was dumpster divin'
Those folks were fast as lightnin'
In fact it was a little bit frightnin'
But they ate with expert timin'There was funky Munchin' Man
And little Momma Chow
She said: Here comes the next load
Let's get it on
She took a bite and made a stand
Staring, ate with her hand
But emotion made me puke
Now onto a brand new cukeEverybody was dumpster divin'
Those folks were fast as lightnin'
In fact it was a little bit frightnin'
But they ate with expert timin'Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-OhEverybody was dumpster divin'
Those folks were fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightnin'
Make sure you have expert timin'Oh-Oh-Oh dumpster divin'
As fast as lightin'
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh dive dive dive in
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh