[GodGunsGuts]

And quit calling in the posse. If you insist on making a fool out of yourself, it should be you and you alone who loses face. I understand misery tends to love company, but you have taken this notion into completely uncharted territory. And while they may defend you against the likes of me, there will come a time when the grow tired of your antics. If you have no clue about what I'm talking about, I suggest you read story that even child can understand. It's entitled "The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

[nopardons]

Sweetums, I "called in" a few friends, so that they too can take advantage of the laugh riot you present. It really IS as simple as that.

And since you haven't managed to notice, none of my FRIENDS "defend" me. We all post to you separately and to each other the same way. You produce hours of sustainable laughter and some head shaking.

[Petronski]

Quit calling in the posse!