Oh crap...does that mean I have to take all the chains and padlocks off my refrigerator to mount the flatscreen TV? (remember Dom Deluise from "Fatso"?)
Oh, no, you can leave all the chains and padlocks on your refrigerator!
The telescreen will be mounted on the wall opposite from your fridge, to afford Big Brother an unobstructed view. A monthly tally of the number of times the fridge door is opened and closed will also be maintained. If the authorized total is exceeded, you will receive a midnight knock on the door from....
People's Food Comrade Richard Simmons!!